another overrated, mediocre popstar from popular boyband One Erection who makes every teenage girl in an 100 mile radius faint by making music that sounds like nursery rhymes. Then he wears a dress and everyone calls it innovative, because theres never been a man in a dress before.
random teenage girl: Oh my god is that Harry Styles?! He's so amazing and talented! Honestly the greatest man alive!
chad: No one cares.
chad: No one cares.
by stupidunfunnyusername December 7, 2022
Get the harry stylesmug. by K2y November 22, 2021
Get the Harrymug. Thinks he can match people, but is fairly incompetent. Is a dry texter, with an interest in golf, because it was recently found, that he has no mates. A Harry will typically come into your life with the sole purpose of annoying you. He will appear in the strangest of situations. I would recommend locking your door at night before having sex. Despite this, a Harry will often get into shenanigans. Word of caution if your name is Harry, sleep with one eye open as you could very well get a bucket of piss thrown on you.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
A Harry is typically a heavy drinker, with precious little in terms of interesting features - Harrys often have a very low alcohol tolerance, regardless of how much they drink; be careful around him or he might threaten to strap your relatives to fireworks.
Harrys are not known for their sense of imagination, direction, or musical talent. When an accusation is passed his way, a Harry is very quick to jump on the defensive.
If you witness a Harry approaching, start running in the opposite direction immediately, and don't look back.
"Time seemed to stand still as they lost themselves in each other. Harry's fingers tangled in Jodie's hair, pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. Jodie's arms wrapped around him, pulling him in as close as possible, their bodies pressed against each other."
by #daddygeordridge September 21, 2023
Get the Harrymug. They are soulmates. They belong together. they have the best relationship but they are not in a relationship they are only best friends. she loves him and he won't admit his feelings but he likes her too. we can all tell.
only kaitlyn can handle the stump in the forest.
THEY BELONG TOGETHER FOREVER
only kaitlyn can handle the stump in the forest.
THEY BELONG TOGETHER FOREVER
by mOOOGan February 9, 2020
Get the Kaitlyn nd Harrymug. Is he scouse? Is he Irish? Is he some combination? No one knows. Is he a man? Is he a muppet? No one knows. This mythical beast is fuelled by monster munch, Guinness and a ferrous sexual appetite for coworkers and not his gf. Not to be confused with Butch Harry.
by AdamButlerJudo March 6, 2025
Get the Twink Harrymug. Harry is literally one of the best people to be around. Super kind hearted and kind but can be a bit shy. Super sweet and very loveable. You are very lucky if you are friends with one and are extremely lucky if you are dating one. (I am and I am very lucky and very grateful ily Harry <3)
Person 1: is that Harry?
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe
Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!
Person 2: yeah he’s dating someone- #%^€ I believe
Person 1: damn she’s lucky to date him!
by LifeIsLifeSoLiveIt March 6, 2022
Get the Harrymug. by yung john March 15, 2020
Get the Harry Fayersmug.