Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
by Jacked313 December 20, 2012

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.
Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.
by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
