Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye

"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for boys like Jacob Sartorius. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 like Josh Richards, Lil Huddy, and more.

Hey gurl. Do you remember @ Prettyboyriicckkyy ??
Ricky from middle and high school?? Girl he was such a Facebook Fuckboy!! 😭💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 10, 2023

Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

by Luigi836 August 17, 2020

facebook chacha

the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.

Hey, check out Tammy and Timmy, they're doing the facebook chacha once again!

by erikhighlander August 1, 2012

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016

Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."

I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!

by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016