Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!
by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017
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take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"
Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."
by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023
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Take over payments

When you have kids with a woman and split up and someone else who wants to be with the woman is willing to step up to help the kids and be there for them.
" Did you know Jewels ain't with Garett anymore? No but they have a baby together right? Yes but I'd take over payments real quick.
by Foxu2 June 18, 2018
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take you thru Thea

Intends with sexual inter course
I’ll take you thru Thea
by 1-800YaMotha November 19, 2022
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take a adam

2018 is hear and 2019 is knocking on our door
We don't use "i need to take a shit" anymore
today we use "i need to take a adam, don't get us wrong you write it adam but you read it ADHAM
i need to take a adam fast! going to the bathroom again to take a adam
by Lil Vomelo November 14, 2018
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take control beauty

a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!
have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?

i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!
by KitchenGod13 May 22, 2023
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