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the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!
by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011
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old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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43 Year Old Moms

the finest group of men ever assembled by God

usually shortened to just '43'

a core 5 members with 3 extra members leaving in 2019-2020 and 3 additional members being added 2020-2021
"Where were you?"
"I was hanging out with the 43 Year Old Moms (43)"
by sometimessepe August 31, 2021
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Old Faithful

The act of having anal sex with somebody experiencing diarrhea.
I took Glenn to Yellowstone but he had tummy issues from the campfire chili. Old Faithful definitely came according to schedule that night.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
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old mug

Hey have you heard that joe has a old mug, his girl told me.
by Stuffgun February 14, 2017
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