cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Tuna Sandwich

When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.

Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich

by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023

blogna sandwich

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.

Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!

by shawnc July 18, 2007

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

RZR Sandwich

when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it

"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "

"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"

by 11mpg May 5, 2023

grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.

I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.

by Bill556223 September 27, 2020