Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
by LizziAlchemy December 04, 2022
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hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020
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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket
Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.
by Shaggy babe January 24, 2016
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corner pocket

Chief of Police, or the office of Chief of Police
Frank Smith: What did the Captain want?
Joe Friday: He’s raising the roof. Says he just got a call from the corner pocket. They’re leaning all over him. Says he’s tired of answering questions. Says we better come up with some of the answers for him.
The Big Mole - Dragnet (1950)

Deputy Chief Parks is only days away from occupying the “corner pocket"--the sixth-floor, Parker Center office of the chief of police.
David Dotson “The Right Stuff” August 10, 1997 LA Times
by Crassius November 13, 2021
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Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
Losing keys in your pocket
by BOHICA84 July 05, 2013
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Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.
Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules
by Tatters04 May 17, 2025
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Alaskan Pocket Pussy

Purchasing a Dairy Queen blizzard and using it as a pocket pussy. Works best when wedged in between couch cushions or a mattress.
Damn Conor, that’s 5 weekends in a row without bringing a bitch back.

“Yeah man, I’m down so bad I had to bring out the Alaskan Pocket Pussy to try and feel something.”
by TheBigB69 November 14, 2023
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