black mackenzie

A big bitch named mackenzie. She’s half black and half white, so basically brown. She’s fat and ugly, but can clean up nice sometimes. She has about 6 friends but only hangs out with about 4 of them. Mackenzie has severe depression and anxiety, but doesn’t try to get medical help because she’s too scared. She constantly gets interrupted or just not even listened to in general, but when she does talk she talks really loud on accident and then she gets embarrassed. Mackenzie cares about other people more than herself sometimes because she wants to make others feel the way she does not. She also is getting a pet cat for her birthday this year.

“Do you know black mackenzie? She’s so ugly and sad haha!!”

by BigMack March 16, 2019

Black Law

A "black law" is derived from the teachings of Muhammad, a great taxi driver from the Bronx New York regarding "unjust and unfair TLC laws"

"The mean TLC cop took my car away due to a black law!"

by Kevin Murphy 2 December 12, 2013

Black dads

When I was 7 my dad said he was going to get milk and that he would be back soon....im 16 now

Yeah I know your dad said he was just going to get milk but that’s just how black dads are

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Black history

Some part of your past that is embarrassing and that you never what to think about or spread.

Guy 1: Hey do you remember when you cried because someone stole your burger in seventh grade?

Guy 2 *to himself*:damn how did this guy find out about my black history.

by Ialwayslandthe69 September 1, 2021

Black Cougar

A very rare specimen.

Tyra Banks
Shiny Pokemon

They're like Black Cougars
Same shit actually

by StealthShi January 8, 2011

Black-too

A tatoo on the body of am african american and/or black person

"hey nice black-too"

" 'ey thanks i just got it done, you like??"

by deathpony94 February 1, 2009

Black Magic

Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike

NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!

by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019