national wine on someone day

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀

Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then

by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020

National Kick Ass Day

Kick their ass instead of smacking it

I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!

by Dis dick!!! May 25, 2018

national kiss a nolan day

its simple kiss nolan

today is national kiss a nolan day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

National Timmy Thicc Day

National Timmy Thicc day is March 5th every year. We will celebrate our savior Timmy Thicc for he is the almighty thicc boi

You celebrate how thicc timmy is on national Timmy thicc day

by TimothyThicc February 28, 2020

National Demolish a Ginger Day

May 15th

“Oh my god I totally forgot tomorrow is National Demolish a Ginger Day.”

“Gingers everywhere need to be on the lookout for real.”

by gingerdemolisher May 14, 2021