officer joe

An idiot cop who does not know how to drive a stick, also has 80k dollar resume. Works three jobs including Porter, Home land security, Olympic runner. Officer Joe also likes to play as a gay bartender on the weekends.

Officer Joe is so dumb, that fuck cant drive a stick to save his life.

by Don Durham December 14, 2011

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Doing a Joe

The act of breaking up with a person or ending a friendship via text or email or any means that isn't face-to-face. This can be between two persons of the same sex, persons of the opposit sex or even between family members.

Girl 1 - Why is she clutching her phone & crying?
Girl 2 - She just got joed
Girl 1 - What a jerk!

or

Guy 1 - Dude why are you texting so much?
Guy 2 - I'm Doing a Joe to my girlfriend. Let's go to bar and score chicks!

by Madam X November 15, 2011

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slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

by wife beater2 November 30, 2021

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Joe Manchin

A Democratic Senator who is often considered Conservative by the media for opposing President Biden’s agenda, i.e, the Build Back Better Act, getting rid of the filibuster. However, Manchin isn’t truly Conservative, nor does he truly oppose the President’s plans. Instead, when he acts Conservative and withdraws his needed support from the President’ proposals, he is just trolling Biden and the Dems, as well as the rest of America.

Nah man, Joe Manchin ain’t really against the Build Back Better Act, he’s just trolling us!

by Impracticaljokester August 4, 2022

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