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James likes to rizz up other girls but always fails to pull one. Even though his grades are really good, he’s a major dick to everyone. Mostly, James is a extrovertic guy with populatity and men because of his unfunny humor. He also shares his feet fetish pictures on discord. He always appears with a devilish smirk on his face when he walks into the campus. He’s mostly goofy but manages to make people laugh. Idk why..
1: “Hey! Who is that guy and why does he act like a dick?”
2: “Thats James.”
1: “Oh.”
by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023
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Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022
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James

James, also known as a "Group Chat Creeper". He'll just sit in your group chat and creep on the conversation, never saying anything himself.
Tanvir: "The guy who just joined the chat always reads the messages but never replies.....it's kinda weird"
Brandon: "He's such a James!"
by ImTheTrueGod April 1, 2019
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James

A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
by The Afatar November 23, 2021
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James Knox Polk

James Knox Polk (/poʊk/; November 2, 1795 – June 15, 1849) was the 11th president of the United States, serving from 1845 to 1849. A protégé of Andrew Jackson and a member of the Democratic Party, he was an advocate of Jacksonian democracy and extending the territory of the United States.
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Lebron James

A sussy saying when someone misses a sick trick shot.
Chuck threw the ball and it didn't go in, Jordan said "Lebron James"
by Jacoboieezcuul April 28, 2022
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James Charles

A 21 year old who likes to talk to underaged boys, apologise for it and do it again.
Minor (male): “omg some weird man was trying to talk to me
Person: Was it James Charles?
by spid3rs0up June 11, 2021
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