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jesus juarez

Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020
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Jesus

romans 10:9 says “because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.”
by nword February 13, 2021
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Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear
Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.
by Kass96 March 21, 2017
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Jesus

Someone I couldn't give a f*ck abt-
I literally don't care abt Jesus, I mean live ya life but...bruh-
by SomeRandomPersonDuh October 26, 2021
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Jesus

God. Jesus is God , the most true, but controversial fact in Christianity.
Jesus is God. That's it, He is risen and He is God.
by MofotheeG May 15, 2025
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Jesus time

The timer between A.D and B.C
by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021
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