Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass

Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!

by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The top (otherwise known as crown) of the pineapple, the green spiky parts.

Wow that pineapple has some really big pineapple hairs!

by Anix Fan June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The saying of the top of a pineapple, as seen on the new bikini bottom video by Anix. Of course This is a word.

eww! those Pineapple Hairs looks Old

by I'M A REAL G H O S T June 16, 2020

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

hair toga

Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.

Look at her hair toga.

by continuedpapers October 11, 2016

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022