Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular third person shooter game released in 2017 by game company Epic Games that causes parents to go completely fucking ballistic.

Karen: "STOP PLAYING FORTNITE! PLAY LITTLEBIGPLANET, IT'S MUCH MORE CHILD FRIENDLY!"
Jimmy: "Mommy! I'm about to finish this gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmee!!!!!!"

by JustNeom July 23, 2019

Fortnite Damage

Fortnite Damage; When you're playing any other game than Fortnite and deal 8 damage using a shotgun

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT DEAL 8 DAMAGE, WHAT IS THIS FOR FORTNITE DAMAGE - Pissed Apex Legends Player

by Skythes February 15, 2019

Fortnite Skibidi

When you pull your shit out of your ass in the middle of a game of Fortnite and eat it.

Sam “ yo I’m starving” bro-“ just pull a Fortnite skibidi real quick”

by Jojo la queefa March 9, 2024

fortnite johny

An extremely dumb player with blond hair is notorious for sitting in bushes

Holy shit dude, i just killed a fortnite johny!

by superbailz March 10, 2018

Fortnite

A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.

Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?

Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you

Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!

Both Leave Game.

And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.

-Cuti Cakes

by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019

probably Fortnite

a phrase you say for anything you want it’s really funny

someone asks you “how’s the weather” and then you can say “probably Fortnite”

by prollyfortnite1 April 29, 2023

Fortnite

The boyfriend stealing game that broke 2018

Maya: Are u really bailing on me for Fortnite!?

Jake: Duh! What typa question is that!?

by Oof.Maya June 9, 2018