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Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

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Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.
When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014
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place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet
I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
by gabale September 13, 2022
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flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
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a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Karen's space of origin
Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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