i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack

That girl has crack whore pores all over her

by Fantizzle March 17, 2021

Gut crack

A gut crack is the butt crack formation of excessive bellybutton fat. It’s when a person is so fat and they have such a massive gut that their bellybutton area forms what looks like a butt crack.

If you have a gut crack then you should wear a shirt when you’re at the beach.

by Dr. Cass April 9, 2024

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Cracks in our Casita

a broken home. usually due to a family falling apart or parents splitting up.

hey, there’s cracks in our casita and it’s really taking a toll on me.

by p3na January 3, 2022

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020

Crack

‘Crack’ can be used interchangeably with the likes of LOL, ROLF or LMAO. It’s a shorthand way of expressing ‘that joke cracked me up’! Instead of using a grammatically correct sentence, simply laugh and point to the friend who made the joke and yell ‘crack’ at them to portray gratitude for the smashing joke.

Crack! You’re so funny mate.

by sexy fish May 2, 2024