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Bro me a solid

synonymous with "do me a favor." Used by idiot jocks and frat boys, as well as the nerd and hipster crowds to be ironic.
Frat boy: "Dude, could you brow me a solid and toss me a brew? Thanks Bra."

Nerd: "Hey man, can you bro me a solid?" (weird look) "What?"
by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009
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Bro Poke War

Noun: A Poke War on Facebook between two heterosexual male friends, defined as Bros.

Verb: The act of being in a Poke War with another heterosexual male.
"Jim poked me - That motherfucker - This means war!-Bro Poke War"
by Don Fro May 18, 2010
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double bro seven

your bro who's super secretive.
"Frankie left the party and nobody knew-I think he's Double Bro Seven."
by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006
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Middle Class Bro

A bro that is making an annual pre-tax salary of $32,000 and $74,999. An upper middle class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of $75,000 - $124,999. An upper class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of above $125k.
I'm getting a raise to 49k, buying a 2,000 sq foot house, and drive a ford pick up truck. I am a MIDDLE CLASS BRO!
by FultonReedmightyducks January 28, 2012
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bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.
"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill
by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008
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Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009
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ay yo bro

ay yo bro is the way cool cids speak
ay yo bro wassup man.
ay yo bro letz balllllll.
mugGet the ay yo bromug.

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