kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 26, 2011

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

Hair Pie

Hairy pussy or just some chick that you call hair pie

He said I he wants me to shave my hair pie

by Cheddaaa December 17, 2020

bounch hair

The hair growth on your taint, nifkin, or grundle.

I like it when my chick braids my bounch hair with her tongue.

by Rowdy Rooster February 23, 2004

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022