No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019

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Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 29, 2019

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bum

an asswhole and poo come out of it

my bum has poo in it

by yfcgchghb yet July 15, 2018

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Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

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"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.

That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.

by Numbers85 February 27, 2011

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