weydon school

spawning ground of girl beaters, rapists, bogeys, sluts and paedophile's. This place has all the makings of a common whorehouse. avoid it at all costs

Football team has NEVER had a decent player.

Mark Newman

Lost 5 - 2 to my team.

by Heathender February 19, 2005

The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.

I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.

by Allen202 August 20, 2017

School Lunch

You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.

Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE!
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.

by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020

McGehee School

A awesome school in McGehee, Arkansas. The school where class of 2012 will always be remembered and will ALWAYS rule. Other classes fade in comparison with this class. CLASS OF 2012...TOO REAL!

rival: "What school are you from?"

McGehee School student: "You see this ring?"

rival: "yes."

*2012 Owls*

McGehee School student: "okay then. That's what better than you and will always be better."

by WillChill September 13, 2011

Fessenden School

All boys prepschool. Great athletics and art.

Fessenden School rocks

by Laxboy4 May 17, 2009

Government School

A term for public schools used by right-wing conspiracy nuts who believe (erroneously) that the quality is generally lower than private schools or homeschooling, or that all that happens there is liberal indoctrination. The person using the term almost never has any actual experience with or knowledge about public schools or education in general, and the use of the term is a reliable indicator that the user is a member of the tinfoil hat crowd whose opinion on any subject should be taken with a dump truck full of salt. Sometimes pronounced "guv'mint school."

All they teach you at that there guv'mint school ("Government School") is that the moon landing weren't faked, that global warming hokum, and that there evolooshun. I keep mah kids home and homeschool 'em so they knows that the Earth is on'y 6,000 years old, and Jeebus rode dinosaurs.

by No Tinfoil Hat For Me June 19, 2013

Harrow School

A school for the upper echelons of society. Only the truly aristocratic may entire this domain.

'Excuse me, but please can you get off my Ralph Lauren Polo.'
'What you chattin' about?'
'I'm sorry but i'm afraid it is worth twice your annual wage, and I am on my way to give it to Oxfam, i don't like the colour.'
'Stupid Harrow school twat'

by Safal March 11, 2010