The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)

nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.

by Little England April 2, 2017

Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017

Plus two maneuver

The process of making your manhood feel more meaty by digital (finger) enhancement. The male places is middle and pointer finger along the top of the shaft and inserts all three as one gerthy package.

Chad: "How did that hoe-bag Tiffany like your pencil dick John?"
John: "I just busted out that plus two maneuver that you used on me last week."

by Doctor Poops April 12, 2017

two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.

hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw

by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017

nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce

go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!

by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

two lane jane

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017