Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 5, 2019
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Get the Trolley Shotsmug. by Jaydamama November 6, 2021
Get the Twat shotmug. Just as your ready to finish your grab your partner head take the tip of your penis and put it up to their nose and shoot your load up it.
by JJ AND BG November 4, 2021
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Get the Flu-Shotmug. by sssamoanfartknocker3000 October 17, 2022
Get the Shot and creamedmug. A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
1. Snort Salt
2. Take the tequila shot
3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes
This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all
Steve: *takes shot as intended*
Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*
Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020
Get the 2020 Election Cycle Shotmug.