bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.

Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.

by runner227 January 16, 2023

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

poo

it comes out of my ass

hey dude do you like poo?

yes i do i like big poo hahahahahah

by poogod69 April 25, 2022

Nap'n Poo

It's like when you Netflix and Chill except you take a nap and take a poo.

Hey everybody! Come on down to my place for a Nap'n Poo!

by Stannler McGee November 29, 2017

Poo poo man

Being nothing and having very little of anything

I remember when Dave was a poo poo man and drive a poo car

by Troubles February 20, 2021

Ashie poo

A variation of Asher, commonly found chilling with his alien overlord girlfriend. Also homiesexual.

Have you seen the Ashie poo fan page?

by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022

Big poo

Scott

Scott is a big poo

by Bouvier October 10, 2021