by No Condom John October 7, 2009

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020

"All we did today in health class was talk about juice pockets."
"Dude, he ate the last cookie? What a juice pocket."
"Dude, he ate the last cookie? What a juice pocket."
by lautaylo September 30, 2009

Me: I never use these sweatshirt sacks for hands
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
Someone smarter: you mean pockets?
Me: ...sweatshirts sacks
by Girthymommy March 13, 2019

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