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Jamesing

To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
by TheJameser March 18, 2011
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Jamesing it

Masturbating in the shower. When a teenage boy jerks it in the shower, especially if he gets caught
"James' mom caught him jamesing it and told all her friend... TROLOLOLOLOLOL
by bromingo March 23, 2010
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Jamesed

the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.
Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!

(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)
by fletcher1 January 11, 2009
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One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.
Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore
by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009
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Jamese

The female spelling of the name James a very unique and unusual name, reserved for very unique and unusual people.
Nicknames vary from Jamie, to Jamz.
Person: hi, whats your name?
Jamese: Jamese! :DDD
Person: 0.o Oh. Hai. Nice scarf.
Jamese: :DDDD thnx muchos gracias and waffles
Person: ...you know its summer right?
Jamese: tell that to my jacket :D
by monstagrrl July 12, 2009
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jamesing

It is when you finger a girl in the club while dancing with her.
Yo bro, I just got done jamesing that bitch, smell
by belmonte_is_king February 18, 2009
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Jamesing

1. To James

An action with anything related to metal, bros, happiness, or weed in it. Often accompanied with a props/high five/bro handshake.

2. James

An awesome metalhead who does all of the above daily. Can often be seen in English class headbanging. Sadly will never be as good at guitar as Haydon. See Haydoning.
Ben: Howdy Jacob
Jacob: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: Don't even trying jamesing me man.

James: Yo man... METAL!
Ben: AHHHH YOU'RE JAMESING ME!
James: Haha thanks bro my man (Props) yo I'm so happy right now (Bro hugs), LET'S DO SOME WEEEED! (Highfives).

Haydon: Hey dude did you listen to Bullet for my Valentine yet?
James: FUCK OFF!!!! AGHHHH METALLLLLL!!
by BenCherry February 21, 2009
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