Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

Crack

The crack of your butt

Hey I’m itching in my-
Your hairy booty crack.

by Bittthole April 1, 2021

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack

Put crack cheese

by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

Crack

Aii so 'crack' in the hood and other places of the ghetto don't just mean the substance of cocaine. The word crack can be used in many sentences. But in this definition it means Good asf

When you're in the hood eating a honeybun or a bag of takis and you go "yeoo! G this shit is CRACK" meaning that it's ode good.

by Tiny407 July 29, 2019

Crack

Verb.

To have sex with someone.

Synonyms: pipe, smash, fuck

“How was the date last night with Tiffany?”
“Awful bro. She ordered the most expensive shit on the menu and asked me to drop her off at home after.”
“You spent all that money on that girl and you didn’t even get to crack?”
“I know bro. I wish I cracked her. She’s hot but loves to waste time and lead guys on.”

by Rawislaw69 April 13, 2025