dragon

dragon is cool mythical creature that can fly
some dragon can breathe fire and thats cool

dragons can also be water and probably other elements but usually they are mostly fire in stories and stuff
most dragons are mean is stories but they can be nice
also dragons were first mentioned in ancient greek literature called The Iliad and thats also cool

LOOK I FOUND OUT THAT TOOTHLESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON IS A DRAGON!!!1!1!!1!!!111!!!1
IM GETTING BURNT BY A WILD DRAGON HELP ME IM DYING

by russlethemuggle July 7, 2022

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Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

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Dragon Balls

Balls (Supposably from a dragon) that can grant you any wish! These "Dragon Balls" are from the dragon Shenron.

How the Dragon Balls were found: One day a group of Saiyans were exploring Planet Vegeta, all of a sudden Shenron appears, the group of Saiyans yelled, "WOAH! Look at those Dragon Balls!" They tried praying to the seven Dragon Balls beauty, when Shenron was summoned! Shenron yelled out, "I will grant you any wish! What is your desire?" They said "We want to have 100000000000000000000 Zeni! "Your wish has been granted Shenron says.

The End.

Let's go find the Dragon Balls so Shenron can grant us a wish!

by TJ Is Ligit March 2, 2017

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