Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung

Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.

by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022

Crack Fiend

A person who is deemed to be crazy or insane by other people

Lee James is a crack fiend

Look at that crack fiend run in circles. What a fookin idiot

by Grommit mug May 31, 2021

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

Making Crack

The process of making scrambled eggs

Dom: Yo want some breakfast?

Sarah: oh you making crack?

by Xx_Dietz_noots_xX September 18, 2021

crack

to “crack” someone is to have consensual sex with a person typically referring to a one night stand.

you said you’ve been talking to stephanie? dude i hate to tell you this but brian cracked her last week

by lilbootyjuice July 21, 2025