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Brain cage

I now realize I haven't been properly counting the parts... So, this is whatever part we're at now.

Cain "I HAVE A CHALLENGE!"

God "Okie dokie."

Cain "I will retrieve a thing and Abel will retrieve a thing and then you will decide which of the things is the best thing!"

God "Sounds fun."

Cain "Let's go Abel." *Grabs Abel*

Abel "Ow... I'm coming... Jeez..."

*Later in the forest*

Cain "Where in the hell did Abel run off to..." ๐Ÿค”
Snake "If you're looking for your brother he's already left to bring his offering to God."

Cain "Damn! I still haven't found a thing... Wait, who are you?"

Snake "My name is *Snake* Er... Shit...๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."

Cain "You're not a snake tho-"

Snake "I KNOW ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Œ... What I am not. ๐Ÿ˜ค Ok... I heard about your little game and I'd like to help. Here. Take it." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Cain "A cube?"

Snake "Yup. Cube. That idiot's first choice ALWAYS cube. With this, you'll win. Without a doubt."

Cain "Really? Great! Thanks Snake!" *runs off*

Snake "My name isn't... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ God damn it..."
*Back at the farm*

Cain "I have returned! And here is my offering! BEHOLD!!! A CUBE!" ๐Ÿ˜

God "Oh, well alright. That's pretty good man. Abel? Whatcha got?"

Abel "Um... Well... Orb?"

God "OH NO WAY! ORB!? Yeah that's tight. Abel wins. Definitely."

Abel "AAAYY!!"

Cain "Wh... What? How? How could I lose!?"

God "Well, I mean, if you would have brought the orb you would have won, right?"

Cain ๐Ÿ˜พ *Stares at Abel*

God "Now, you got that look in your eye that a cat gets when it's about to-"

Snake "HOW'D YOU LIKE YOUR CUBE JACKASS!? AHAHAHAHAHA! You DID choose the cube ri-HOLY SHIT!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Did you see that guy just mangle the other dudes brain cage!? Oh! That is gruesome! Were you about to say 'fuck the shit out of somebody'? Because that... That is what that guy just did to THAT guys cranium. WOW!"

God "Aw, come on *Snake* Er..." ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Snake "Ohohoho! It's not *Snake* remember? Remember that thing you did? It's Snake now! Ahahahahahaha!"

God ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ

Snake "I mean you had to have known right? Would the other one have killed THAT one if HE would have lost? Just let him win! God... You and your orb obsession I swear..."

God "I... Was hoping I was wrong..."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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Brain Fart

Whenever your brain just stops to function for a hot minute

John: hey max how are you?
Max: Hey max I'm good, how are you?
John: did you just great yourself?
Max: I'm sorry my brain farted I couldn't think straight
I was speaking to myself when I realized I had a total brain fart
by Max & John Explain April 19, 2021
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Sharketing Brains

Sharketing Brains is a beautiful branding design company love arrows for customers by their respective brands. They watch POGO but design a LOGO. They are better than Spider-Man in creating Web Applications. They build clouds,which rains Money for brands.
by Brand_Builder November 24, 2021
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Juria Brain

Juria Brain (n)Someone with a small brain; (v) he/she's brain is not functioning.
Oh my gosh you have a Juria Brain or for a verb Your Juria brain
by BrannyTheBraniac February 2, 2024
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agua brain

When the captain (or paddler) on any kind of water transportation device receives a blow-job while on the water.
If you give me agua brain I'll paddle harder to catch up with our friends..otherwise you're going overboard bitch :D
by cjezioro September 25, 2010
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burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.
calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns
by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022
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koala brain

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd
by peterโ€ฝ February 5, 2022
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