by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020
Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
Student: Uhh...
Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?
Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.
Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 18, 2023
Have you seen Micheal online? He just send nudes to my grandma.
I think he was diagnosed with the Dark Orb in Brain
I think he was diagnosed with the Dark Orb in Brain
The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.
Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
by Simon Dylan May 27, 2011
To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.
by BCATThompson October 07, 2021
The excuse for stupidity and immaturity during summer. This could also be used as an excuse for saying something stupid in general.
by Ardybardy April 29, 2021