Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the anal retentivemug. by Pyrple October 22, 2019
Get the anal exhaustmug. Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis
Also hurts like shit.
Also hurts like shit.
by Bitch_Nigga November 24, 2014
Get the Anal Rammingmug. It's when someone has the sudden, unstoppable urge to violently punch in a non-sexual way usually leaving the receiver very harmed or at the very least traumatized.
by Nigaruno March 10, 2017
Get the anal butt punchingmug. by bstevens070619 June 7, 2019
Get the Anal Dutchmenmug. Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
Get the Anal Glaucomamug.