Aldridge school

Aldridge school is full of slags especially skye Connor she tries to get anyone in trouble and she's a ugly slag that says she has a boyfriend while talking to 10 other lads dont ever go for her

Aldridge school is full of slags

by Pussy20121 November 24, 2021

the dwight school

the first IB school in the country, gained a poor reputation due to its policy of accepting students who had been kicked out of their previous schools on short notice (an act of kindness) not only composed of kids kicked out of other schools, but in fact also composed of an array of international students and boasts one of the most diverse student communities of most upper east/west side private schools. Also boasts a good athletic program.

The IB program is the most rigorous, recognized, and admired educational program in the world (by FAR more rigorous then the SATs) and seeing as The Dwight School was the first of its kind in the United States if we are dumb white kids getting high together i can only imagine how smart kids from other schools are

by Samnit3 December 28, 2007

School Bus

A huge, 90% of the global warming, vehicle that gets LITTLE CHILDREN to school. It's A Known Fact that the bus is late, and you get it up the ass from your homeroom teacher who doesn't believe your fat crazy drunk bus driver took you to school the wrong way, and turned around (FINALLY) but it is already time for lunch. And then your up till 4 AM finishing your English homework that you missed in A hour, then it starts all over again
THAT UBER COOL (not)

So in conclusion, fuck the bus.

School Bus Driver: chdren we gunna b in skoole on time....o shitz i taked wrong turnz

Kids : OH FUCK

by Derek12266 October 24, 2009

Landon School

Landon is a school for the less intelligent kids that play sports until they graduate at age 21. Commonly seen beating women because it is a rare experience for them at an all boys school where shower rape is a custom. Often travel in packs wearing vineyard vines shirts and yellow vans. At Landon school it is a custom to act hood even though your parents pay $40,000 for private school. At a school where nobody give a fuck about academics you can get away with anything if you play sports. As one of the more gay IAC schools it is necessary to play dirty and be a dick. Seeing how high your ego can get is a tradition for the Landon brown bears. While their uniforms may literally make them look like walking shits, do not be thrown off by these middle age men as they will beat up any girls in sight.

Girl : who is that douche 30 year old wearing all vineyard vines
Boy: that’s mike , he has been at Landon school since grade 8

by Crabdaddy1818 June 3, 2018

Middle School

were cafeteria food is terrible, were your long time friends turn eather gay,backstabers, or duces. were the bathrooms are never cleaned and always smell like something died in there. were girls that were ugly and fat turn super hot, but wont go out without because of when you and your friends teased them and rejected them in elementry school. were teachers are communists an hate kids and act like total ass holes to every student.

middle school is also known as the pits of hell

by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011

weydon school

spawning ground of girl beaters, rapists, bogeys, sluts and paedophile's. This place has all the makings of a common whorehouse. avoid it at all costs

Football team has NEVER had a decent player.

Mark Newman

Lost 5 - 2 to my team.

by Heathender February 19, 2005

School Lunch

You spend 5 hours constantly taking it up the ass by teachers learning shit that most of it won't help you in the future. You are starving because you were "not allowed" to eat the nice breakfast at home and have to eat the schools dogshit cereal cups and dogshit yogurt (That is if your grade ranges through 1st to 8th grade) and left starving. It is finally mid noon and ready to eat the lunch which is the main focus on this definition which in lunch does not involve being assrammed by constant work. BUT NO! School districts are always trying to find ways to displeasure their "students". So they give their students this toxic waste they call lunch that when you look at it close enough you can see it moving. And no the lunch ladies do not deserve the blame because if they were in charge of the lunch they would have gave students better meals that don't look like it contains 30% plastic, 20% rubber, and 50% foodstuff. The syrup is not syrup because it moves like water and not the good ol' molasses-movin' syrup we used to put on our pancakes. All in all, the school lunch is horrible and it's mouth feel is even worse and Gordon Ramsay would have a fatal heart attack if he even was in the presence of it.

Kid 1: THE NACHOS TASTE FEELS LIKE GLASS AND THE CHEESE IS FAKE!
Kid 2: Tell me about' it, the school lunch looks like it came from another planet, I doubt even aliens will eat this gunk.

by BonelessJohn February 10, 2020