A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).
| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.
| Seeing X as a news source.
If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.
person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.
by basil_underwood October 5, 2023
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Tom: Hey did you watch the new Battlefield 3 trailer yet?!
Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
by miles9110 June 30, 2011
Get the YouTube Blue Balls mug.Blue Submarine No.6 is a pretty badass anime about the once famous and well respected scientist Zorndyke who has bred a new genre of living being, one that thrives on the oceans and lives to destroy humans. Zorndyke believes it is time that the humans were relieved of their rule of the earth. It is up to Blue Submarine No. 6 and the rest of the Blue fleet to put an end to Zorndyke's madness and creations.
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to that one special love that sparks up your tired fucking heart, they may do a lot of small things that mean a lot - good morning texts, tight hugs, forehead kisses, etc. The one that makes your day and you smile nonstop about, the one who is the last person you think about at night, the one you can’t have but want nothing more than for them to be happy everyday.
The blue heart emoji should be reserved for the person who has a place in your heart no one could ever have.
to that one special love that sparks up your tired fucking heart, they may do a lot of small things that mean a lot - good morning texts, tight hugs, forehead kisses, etc. The one that makes your day and you smile nonstop about, the one who is the last person you think about at night, the one you can’t have but want nothing more than for them to be happy everyday.
The blue heart emoji should be reserved for the person who has a place in your heart no one could ever have.
by BXLovelyGirl May 24, 2018
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by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
Get the post-fartum blues mug.An error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message.
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Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?
Man2: Nah, what happened?
Man1: She got him with The MBC!
Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
Man2: Nah, what happened?
Man1: She got him with The MBC!
Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!
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