full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.

Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.

by Soob12 October 19, 2023

Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

Twixx Moment

When a entertaining and funny person, Usually female, spells or says the same thing horribly wrong more than one time in a row.

Person 1: I fucgbifbfg hatee that fagacn thung

Person 2: Twixx moment?

by Someguynotnameddave March 18, 2023

Geah Moment

What you feel the first time you get high

1- Bro, i just had my Geah Moment with Justin.
2- GEHEJAHHHHH

by brogetdownwithasideofbeans January 19, 2018

SmartIllinois Moment

Noun: A moment in which a computer refuses to admit you are right, named due to the educational program SmartIllinois

"WHAT THE FUCK?? 3+5 IS 8 BUT IT SAYS IT'S WRONG!"
"That's a real SmartIllinois Moment."

by gigagoon December 1, 2020