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Nick who has air of hair but without it looks like a. Naked mole rat
Hair, of that might be nick
by Smallpp11 January 12, 2022
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Legendary hair

hair so amazing that it can only be described with the word legendary. this hair will leave one speechless, and with possible strange feelings or emotions. If you ever encounter one make sure to put a top hat on it.

usually accompanied by males (human) named Tommy or Thomas.
"Dude look at that hair, I... I don't even know how to describe it.. Who is that man?!"-Dwayne

"oh that, that's Tommy and his legendary hair"-Jim

"His what?"-Dwayne

"yeah legendary hair. so amazing that it leaves you speechless"-Jim
by GrandDefiningMaster May 1, 2014
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Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.
Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin
by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023
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You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
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Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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gozling hair

gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,He also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!!
Look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired cunt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax jacket?EERRUGGH!
by Si22 October 3, 2006
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knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))
"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"
by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022
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