Simp

A male who has a pathetic need for adoration or acceptance from somebody that's just not interested in him.

"From Top Golf, to dinner, flowers, Ice cream and horseback riding, you outdid yourself on this friend-date Daniel"

Poor simp never had a chance, she was just not interested in him.

by Jedelhaun June 14, 2023

Simp

YOU PUT HOES BEFORE BROS

Bro your such a simp.

by MEGA SIMP May 2, 2020

Simp

Square Pimp - when a "square" tries to be a pimp but he gets walked over by his hoes

T: Hey man did you see that Geez girls went renegade?
F: Yeah man dude's a straight Simp

by Why_is_this_on_me June 10, 2020

Simp

Look to Fedmysters twitch channel.
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".

Lilypichu in her "fed rap": Does it bother you? Do you find it a little... SCARY
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:

by a depressed monkey May 1, 2020

simp

tyler

omg tyler is such a simp

by suckdickdude January 15, 2020

country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021

simp

matt

matt is a simp

by mattisasimp May 4, 2020