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robotic potato

When a person with missing limb has a prosthetic limb proceeds to analy fist their partner
by Jcbet February 27, 2017
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potato

potato is the biggest most humongous person ever. LOVE YOU BIG!!! - A
by yassbiggie125 November 20, 2023
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The potatos

The most amazing group of people who ever walked the earth. The potatos wander around doing rando things. They are French fry, tater tot, potato chip, potato battery, potato gnocchi, hash brown, and sweet potato. They merchandise with many potato 🥔 themed things.
There has never been and never will be a group of friends quite like the potatos.
by Potato battery September 29, 2022
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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021
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Potato

Definition: The potato is a root vegetable native to the Americas, a starchy tuber of the plant Solanum tuberosum, and the plant itself is a perennial in the nightshade family, Solanaceae.

Additional Info: Potato plants are herbaceous perennials that grow about 60 cm (24 in) high, depending on variety, with the leaves dying back after flowering, fruiting and tuber formation. They bear white, pink, red, blue, or purple flowers with yellow stamens. In general, the tubers of varieties with white flowers have white skins, while those of varieties with colored flowers tend to have pinkish skins.

After flowering, potato plants produce small green fruits that resemble green cherry tomatoes, each containing about 300 seeds. Like all parts of the plant except the tubers, the fruit contain the toxic alkaloid solanine and are therefore unsuitable for consumption. All new potato varieties are grown from seeds, also called "true potato seed", "TPS" or "botanical seed" to distinguish it from seed tubers. New varieties grown from seed can be propagated vegetatively by planting tubers, pieces of tubers cut to include at least one or two eyes, or cuttings, a practice used in greenhouses for the production of healthy seed tubers.

Taken from the Wikipedia article on Potato
by Professor Atomix March 21, 2021
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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potato

by funny cube guy February 26, 2024
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