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old spaghetti

When a man's dick is old and flaccid, so it peels off in little spaghetti like pieces. Really a very nasty thing.
"Hey,old chap. Looks like I've got me some old spaghetti."
"Now isn't that terrible, my good sir!"
by zxcboy888 December 6, 2012
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old yeller treatment

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.
Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!
by Swooce74 March 17, 2023
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Old Fashioned Cannoli

When you jerk off until you’re about to ejaculate, and then fully bend your dick into your own asshole and nut.
I’m gonna go home later and give myself an old fashioned cannoli. My wife LOVES when I create my old fashioned cannolis.
by Bluntzie September 19, 2023
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Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders
E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.
by Clever Guard April 17, 2025
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Old Bob

Act of throwing a colostomy bag from a moving vehicle
Man it was full so used the window switch and launched the Old Bob in the gutter without anyone seeing
by Cheese blender November 26, 2021
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The Old Clomp and Stomp

"DO NOT eat laxatives before showering, had to pull out the old clomp and stomp in there"
by LacklusterBallbuster January 28, 2022
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Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado
My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month
by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025
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