14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night

12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*

by youtuber1289 May 01, 2022

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.

by goedeck January 03, 2010

Wise old anteater

A flaccid, uncircumcised penis.

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.

by AccidentalB June 09, 2011

Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true

"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"

by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021

Old Skinner

Name of reverence given to a guy who gets a lot of women, seemingly with little or no effort.

"Old Skinner ain't no beginner, he had it in'er before dinner"

by Dfdubmountain June 16, 2020

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017