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im so dead

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN
by rblx jack May 15, 2022
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You’re dead to me

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
by Butt_fucker69420 May 15, 2022
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Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.
Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):
by Ayub's father May 19, 2022
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Zed’s Dead

It’s not the question that matters.

It’s the Intention.

That means, why question All?

There’s much better questions.
A: “Why is that man running?”
Z: “I don’t know.”

A: “His shorts are falling…”
Z: “okay, Zed.”

A: “Do you think he…”
Z: “Zed’s dead, baby.”

Distractions cause accidents.

Let the driver drive, please.

Choose your lane. Hope you’re safe.
by MichyLaMichy May 19, 2022
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Dead the beef

Deading the beef is another way of saying stopping the drama between people
P1: Is it bless if we meet with Michelle?
P2: nah because me and her haven't dead the beef yet.
by Sup Britknee May 29, 2022
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Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.
The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."
by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022
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dead like yeh

A saying said almost every thirty seconds by a little bitch named IRV
Irv stop saying dead like YeH
by Pickles4eva December 6, 2021
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