Mexican Ass-mash

When you put a burrito on your dick and proceed to fucking somebody in the ass-hole.

Oh man, I gave her a Mexican Ass-mash last night, and when I was finished, her ass-hole was deep, dark purple. It was awesome!

by liamisawesome1111 October 02, 2015

mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)

The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.

by Mexican Catfish June 24, 2010

Dirty Mexican Slushie

During sex, insert a nice cold slushie down your partners penis. Then have your other partner to ejaculate it out. When its about to come out, shove it up your nostrel and wait for an icey suprise

Jenifer: " dude my nose hurts from the dirty mexican slushie!"

Paul: "same It felt like antartica down there!".

by Oliver klothesoff October 29, 2011

Hard working Mexican

When you wheel barrow her across the room and then lay "bricks" on her chest. Finish with a coat of "spackle" on her face.

The landscaper showed my wife what a hard working mexican is.

by Bentley Park April 08, 2017

Mexican Ferris Wheel

When someone puts ÿ in their bioline in gay.com and it fucks up the room.

Was that Pat Sajak and the Whéél of Fortuné? No, it was just a Mexican Ferris Wheel.

by Shadow March 25, 2003

Mexican jumping bean

When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean

Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.

Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean

by MajinVegeta May 26, 2013

mexican dick dance

its when 5 mexicans do the act of devouring the targets ballsack then ward one of them dances on his chest while having nasty diarrhea on the targets chest another one of them goes and shoves his finger into the others nose then farts on his face afterward there last 3 devouring the ballsack lub up the victims ears and shove their nose/penis into it when the victim has gone deaf u must then proceed to put ur genitals into the eyeballs when the target is completely out of the senses you must shit on his asshole and plung it in there with a pluger must be premium brand in the end u never speak of it again.

hey mom give me a mexican dick dance and get the family to come along to help

by just a fat penis in the mist January 12, 2014