One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.

“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”

by JillianBakeree July 5, 2018

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

one topic at a time

The purest of people. The most amazing commentary YouTuber ever (sorry click). Makes his videos way more enjoyable than he thinks they are. Everyone should like OT and if you don’t I’ll find your address <3. All lighthearted stuff ^^

I’m going to go watch One topic at a time’s newest video about my species of people! Yes, I’m gay Brian.

by Charli3’s 0rgans<3 November 16, 2022

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020

catch a fair one

When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight

Lets catch a fair one then.

None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one

by raV0 January 31, 2021

One slap chap

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021