facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018

Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 23, 2024

Facebook Trail

The "trail" someone leaves behind as they comment, like, or chat to you about as they scout/stalk your Facebook page. Sometimes, if lucky, you can see the trail navigate through different albums/time periods of your posts and pictures.

John: Hey dude like this pic!
Gary: Thanks man.
5 minutes later- John liked your comment
Gary: Hmmmmm
5 minutes later: John liked your picture
Gary: WTF! Doesn't he know he's leaving a facebook trail?

by Do I look (-.-) like I care? October 8, 2011

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.

Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.

by lozinator February 7, 2014

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .

Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00

by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016