eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

Eat Up

‘Gay lingo’ to describe when a male/female has contracted more than a singular STI (sexually transmitted infection)

“Sis, that girl done been eat up”

“I wouldn’t sleep with him…he’s eat up”

by imaniicon December 13, 2021

eat up

a southern way of saying someone has (multiple) std’s

“I wanna take Maryanne out man!”
“You don’t wanna do that, she’s eat up”

by Dolly Patrón December 27, 2023

giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 03, 2024

eating the fry

sucking penis

yo i caught san eating the fry

by fry eater June 01, 2017

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 05, 2021

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 05, 2021