stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.

That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.

by River Otter November 2, 2020

Dragon Balls

Balls (Supposably from a dragon) that can grant you any wish! These "Dragon Balls" are from the dragon Shenron.

How the Dragon Balls were found: One day a group of Saiyans were exploring Planet Vegeta, all of a sudden Shenron appears, the group of Saiyans yelled, "WOAH! Look at those Dragon Balls!" They tried praying to the seven Dragon Balls beauty, when Shenron was summoned! Shenron yelled out, "I will grant you any wish! What is your desire?" They said "We want to have 100000000000000000000 Zeni! "Your wish has been granted Shenron says.

The End.

Let's go find the Dragon Balls so Shenron can grant us a wish!

by TJ Is Ligit March 2, 2017

Dragon

This is used as a name for a girl or women who is unfriendly and frightening.

“That girl scratched me, shes such a dragon!!!”

by 🔢 1234 🔢 March 4, 2022

Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.

"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."

by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025

In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.

"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"

by laurencimswife December 7, 2020

Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024