Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

Double Fisting

When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.

Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.

by TheLaminator June 4, 2019

Double Beef

The resulting bra size when you add In the back fat from above and below the bra strap.

When I was putting on my sexiest lingerie I was beleaguered by the fact that they don’t make bras in double beef.

by Mizlu July 21, 2019

Double trouble

The act of masturbation while defecating.

Yeah dude, my mom walked in on me while i was doing a double trouble last night .

by CDRTickledick October 12, 2019

Double Check

When a girl looks at you and you look back to see if she looks again.

Omg that girl must really like you, its 30 double check now.

by XPWall December 6, 2019

Double Straight

Being so confident in your sexuality, that you fake being others just for fun, but also, to flex your ultra heterosexuality.

"Yo, did you hear about Todd?" "No what did he do?" "He got into Megan's sleepover, he convinced them he was gay." "Holy sh*t, that's double straight."

by sneakymanbeingsneaky December 27, 2019

Double Whammy

A Double Whammy is when a person is at a party and drank too much so they go to the back yard to take a pee and while they are peeing they start to throw up. That is what we call a Double Whammy.

Dude, I just did a Double Whammy and now I am BACK and ready to drink some more.

by Yermo11 March 12, 2020