do a clive kelly

to play any Card game with more than one person and acting harmless so people over look your threat while moving in for the kill in other words being a sneaky git

"ahh your totaly trying to do a clive kelly on us"

by n1kon May 15, 2008

John Do ak

When you are having sex and (accidentally) kick your girlfriend in the face, causing her nose to bleed.

Dude, last night I was screwing my girlfriend and then I pulled a john do ak on her, so after I finished I had to rush her to the hospital.

by You'reatowel December 28, 2008

Do Me heels

Heels designed to make people see you want to be fucked hard from behind in a nightclub toliet

A: I really want to fuck one of those chicks
B: Go for the one in the Do Me Heels, you know she'll take it up the ass in the toliets

by CrazyMentalChild May 10, 2015

what are we doing?

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.

Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"

by Mr Special September 10, 2018

Do not trust fart

The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart

From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts

by N.R.B. June 7, 2020

Do you agree?

A gothic science teacher who says do you agree about 5 times an hour

And a maths teacher who says this despite not having the ability to teach.

Do you agree? that this is a transverse wave?

by Franz Ferdinand 1 October 28, 2017

Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013