certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 06, 2024

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

by Escape2wonderland January 31, 2016

dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike March 06, 2016

Dead Ouch

When you say ouch like 30 seconds after you get hurt

Hey Noah just did a Dead Ouch

by Rhonda Evers February 02, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

dylan dead trim

When som1 comes back from the barber with a dead trim

Dylan came back from the barber with a dylan dead trim

by Unknown 13524 July 02, 2018

God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.

Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023