Astronaut Ice Cream

Vegetable shortening in an ice cream cone topped with sprinkles of chewing tobacco.

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."

by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

cream filled donut

You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut

Dude, that bitch loves the cream filled donuts

by the_truth May 7, 2014

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Offspring Cream

Cum, semen, jizz, baby batter

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits

by Cingy Von Brock May 26, 2025

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

cream of ivory

its a creamy substance that ivory colored

did you drink some cream of ivory yesterday?

by BluetreesYT August 29, 2023