Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!

Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!

by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024

Jesus

Some rotten corpse of a guy that was nailed to a plank for trying to stand up to some bullies

“Hey whatever happened to Jesus?”
“He died.”

by Anonymous#4018 March 30, 2024

Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.

You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!

by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023

Jesus

Nancy Jesus II

Nancy Jesus II: some may say I'm cultural appropriation, but I say I'm Jesus

by Jfjsjsjsjsjsjsjsj October 7, 2020

un-jesus

Something reprehensible or extraordinarily wrong.

Stealing money from a children's charity is un-jesus.

by RhiaW. February 15, 2022

Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.

Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader

by Entity010 August 12, 2022