The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by Their pseudonym November 13, 2009
Get the Jute Box Zeromug. the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.
I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.
by your mother82 November 7, 2010
Get the juice box syndromemug. When a woman is bent over yacking and the dude is behind her beating it up loving it cause every time she retches her muscles contract squeezing his cock!
To many shots! Bitch you take home from the bar but she is fucked up... But you don't want to waste you're opportunity so you bend her over and she starts yacking... Yack in da box!!!!!
by Vodka Joe November 16, 2013
Get the Yack in da boxmug. In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
by Jameson4all December 30, 2018
Get the Assisted Bird Boxmug. by Myrus June 25, 2017
Get the Flimsy cardboard boxmug. i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.
by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 7, 2008
Get the jibbering box a-cookiesmug. A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
Get the crimson fart boxmug.